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Six #LessonsOfLife (#LOL) – Fun And Inspirational

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#LessonsOfLife (LOL) – Fun and
Inspirational Six Lessons of Life

After a while of not blogging, I must apologise for been absent. Thanks to all those who followed me and are still there, much love to all of you. By God’s Grace we will be back in full swing.

Six Lessons Of Life -Life is so sweet that nobody wants to die, but before you live a fulfilled life there are some lessons or principles you must  learn. Laid on my bed stuffing the net I stumble on this article “The six lessons of life”. I feel it’s good to share it with you. There is a moral at the end of each story. I hope you will learn from this and as well share it with your friends and loved ones on all social networks.

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands
Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands Unclad in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in
the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,… “Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” shereplies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie
comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,”the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.” Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 3:
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Matt 7:7?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide
up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Matt 7:7?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival
at the church, the priest rushed to look up Matt 7:7. It said, “Ask, and it shall be given unto you. . . ” Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job,you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 4:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked
him,”Can I also sit like you and do
nothing all day long?” The crow
answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. …A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, youmust be sitting very high up.

Lesson 5:
Power of Charisma A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,”sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t
you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some
more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

Lesson 6:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the
pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cowdung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story: 1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy 2. Not everyone who gets you out of poo is your friend 3. And when you’re in deep poo, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

Thanks to Elite planet.

Posted By K2I